Monday 26 September 2011

Heeeeeeeeelys!

Yes, I wear heelys. Now I don't usually tell people outright, usually I like to walk past them, then when I get into their peripheral vision lean back and whiz past, stopping just in time for them to question reality. I'm told it looks Erie, strange and physics defying. My favorite experience was in a supermarket, the wife was buying, I was heelying around like a child diagnosed with ADHD, I passed a middle aged man shopping with his wife, poor bloke looked bored to tears, until he saw me. Of course his initial reaction at the "floating stranger" was a double take, followed by a confused look and puzzled stalking. On the walk back past him I concealed the presence of the wheels he stared at me shoes, then at me. I smiled and resumed taking expensive things out of my wife's trolley. I'm still not sure if the man knows what actually happened, but at least I made his day more exciting.

6 comments:

  1. How did his wife not notice what was happening? :P

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  2. Because she was doing the shopping. he was following behind.

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  3. LOL!I would sell my kid for a pair of Heelys...but I'd also sell him for a packet of fags and a bag of cheese n onion crisps...hold on, I think social services are at the door...again...

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  4. I'll sell you my heelys, does the child come with any features?

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  5. lol He comes with an attitude that might need adjusting and no volume settings except that of high pitched. But, he does make a mean cup of tea!

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  6. Man, I want some heelys. I would throw people off every chance I got! Great post, and comments, this whole thing makes me laugh:)

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