Tuesday, 6 September 2011

Five things I (probably) should not have said. Now with context!

#1 First thing I said to an old friend I hadn't seen for 5 years :  "That mustache doesn't really suit you does it?"

#2 To a lady walking past me in the high street with a blue streak in her otherwise white hair : "Did you go to sleep with your head on  a biro or something?"

#3 Waiting to get off the train in the middle of a group of women : "What consitiutes an emergency? because sometimes women have makeup emergencies."

#4 Walking out of the disabled toilet in mc donalds : "THAT WAS A DELICIOUS POO!"

#5 To a customer who I don't like asking if I am having a bad day : "No, I just don't like you"


  1. Lol that's wonderful. There's a book called "Thank you Notes," by Jimmy Fallon. I think you would enjoy it ten-fold.

  2. Haha. Wow. (: I'm speechless, but I found this post to be quite wonderful. :)

  3. I do #5 very often! I enjoyed this!