Tuesday, 20 September 2011

Absolutely Busting

Happened to me today, and quite literally pee's me off.
I walk in a petrol station and talk to the counter girl:
Me: "Do you have a loo?"

Counter girl: "No"

Me: "Well, where do you go while your on

C.G: "In the staff loo"

Me: "Sooo you do have a loo? Can I use it please?"

C.G: "NO! It'a for staff only"

Me: "Listen jobsworth, think about this logically I need to pee. It's your loo or your floor, Now I know how to flush a chain, but I don't know where you keep your mop"

C.G: "just round the corner there..."

C'mon people, get a grip! It's a freaking loo.


  1. Hahaha! I would have peed on the floor just to spite her...but then, I am a social retard.

  2. I practice "incremental urination" much like a dog.

  3. HA. I never quite understood those silly rules..

  4. This is funny! what "pee's me off" is when they have a sign that says "no public restroom"

  5. Thank you everyone for your positive comments!

  6. Lol this is great. Love your blog :)

    -The Anonymous Teenage Blogger

  7. Brilliant! Maybe they have really expensive hand soap in there? They might fear theft of said goods!

  8. In Australia we have Pee line. You ring them up and tell them were you are and they tell you the best place to pee. Sometimes it's just a bush or a tree but at least it's the best place.