Thursday 15 September 2011

Complimentions

There is a very clear difference between my wife Becky and myself, Becky has a lovely ability of seeing the best in everyone, something you will no doubt have noticed I lack and  I'd be lying if I said it didn't cause some complications. The biggest being how I want my ashes disposed of when I die. I have given Becky very specific instructions. I will give her a list of people and I would like her to take my urn of ashes round to each one take a handful of ash and throw it in each persons face, then point and laugh. Becky refuses to do what I feel is a very reasonable request. Instead she suggested baking a cake for everyone.

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  1. Nice! I think baking a cake and putting your ashes in the mixure is more subversive. once the people on the list take a bite and devour the slice, she can then point and laugh. when they ask why she is laughing she can then tell them that you are haunting their stomachs. everyone wins!

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  2. Haha.. this post definitely made me chuckle! :)

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  3. Hi Dan, I've really enjoyed reading through your posts, your a very funny man...not as funny as me of course but still funny nontheless...I'm just kidding with you.

    Anyhoo, I'm now your newest follower...lucky you!
    Again, just kidding. :0)

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  4. welcome aboard the tour of idiocy train Lily!

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  5. I agree, that is a very reasonable request. Amazing!

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  6. I wish I had thought of this first. It would be better if you gave her some snappy comebacks to say to these people also. You know, the type you only think of after the situation is over. :)

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  7. Thats a brilliant point ennoych! I may very well do that!

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