Hazey New Year

Ok so I have Sciatica, It painful. It is not fun. Actually scrap that it IS fun, well the painkillers are anyway. They put me into a daze which is nice for relaxing and pain relief but not so good when my work manager wants to do a performance review (I just marked myself down as excellent, seemed to work too). Another problem is while I still have the general opinion that idiocy reigns free over the world I can't articulate myself well enough to reason what is actually annoying me. henceforth most of the holiday period and the start of this week has been spent in a state of quiet mild annoyance and listlessness, so goodbye any hope of creativity.
so today, Im an idiot.

Only Joking!

It always amazes me how seriously some people take life. I suppose its really the fact of how many people I end up upsetting, This might be down to the fact I often make jokes that are really just for me (often out of annoyance). Sometimes people will be minding there own business and I'll just be inappropriate, for instance : Yesterday I narrowly averted a punch in the face, after asking the rather heavy set woman in the queue behind me, if the list tattooed on her upper arm was actually her weekly shopping list (turns out they were the names of her children). Other times I think they are seemingly deserving of my sarcasm Eg : To a middle aged businessman on the train using his blackberry to update his facebook "Who do you think your kidding buddy?" And lastly the poor fool who wanders into my path like a deer who mistakes an 18 wheeler for a friend, who starts telling me all the features on his wife's new wheelchair "What are you trying to do? Sell it to me?"